Honestly, Steve Carell. We, as a public, expect more laughs before this ‘thing’ is relegated to the sidelines of the GOP.
Rick Santorum showered by lady products
“At least it’s not raining men.”
Where it says snow
read teeth-marks of a virgin
Where it says knife read
you passed through my bones
like a police-whistle
Where it says table read horse
Where it says horse read my migrant’s bundle
Apples are to remain apples
Each time a hat appears
think of Isaac Newton
reading the Old Testament
Remove all periods
They are scars made by words
I couldn’t bring myself to say
Put a finger over each sunrise
it will blind you otherwise
That damn ant is still stirring
Will there be time left to list
all errors to replace
all hands guns owls plates
all cigars ponds woods and reach
that beer-bottle my greatest mistake
the word I allowed to be written
when I should have shouted
This song basically encompasses a bad breakup + my freshmen year of college. “It’s always darkest before the dawn.” Wise words, F&M. Wise words.
I don’t think you understand how hard it can be, guys. Having a patriarchal monotheistic God, who only used to talk to illiterate nomadic desert peoples, yammering in your ear 24-7 is super tough! It’s always “Don’t use condoms! Your sperm is the cereal and your wife’s vagina is the bowl, and…
One of the greatest singers in the world just died today. I’m still in shock right now, i.e, posting this info on my new tumblr. Here’s one of her many songs I grew up dancing to. Love you, Whitney. RIP.
NYU 2031 PROTEST RALLY, GREENWICH VILLAGE, FEB. 11, 2012
Greenwich Village neighborhood unites to fight against New York University’s expansion plans.